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Dodgers Decline Todd Coffey’s Option
I can’t wait til we maybe see Coffey (barely) fit into one of our jerseys again. As a devastating force hits the Northeast, another even more unstoppable force hits free agency. Todd Coffey is...
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Nats Hire Tony Tarasco as 1B Coach, Promote Trent Jewett to 3B
I hope he doesn’t get mad everytime the first baseman snags the ball before he’s able to. Per Bill Ladson, the Nationals have hired former major leaguer Tony Tarasco to coach first base next season....
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William Howard Taft: The Next President
Sexual fetishes were different in the early 1900s. A while ago we wrote a post regarding rumors about a new president to be added to the Presidents Race. Well, we never followed up on it, but the...
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Great PR Campaign: Puerto Rican Efforts Persuade US Players to Lose
Angel Pagan believes he’s a choo-choo train. It’s kind of cute. And also a frightening sign of severe mental illness. Final Score: Puerto Rico 4, USA 3. World Baseball Conflict of the Game: The Puerto...
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DR DR, Give Me The News: Dominicans Have Bad Case of Going Undefeated, Loving...
Sadly in modern baseball, scolding the opposing team no longer counts for 2 runs. Final Score: Dominican Republic 4, Netherlands 1. World Baseball Conflict of the Game: This family from the Netherlands...
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Opening Dayum: Nats Show Off Impressive Assets In Tight One
“You see this? This is my nipple.” Final Score: Nationals 2, Marlins 0. Dames of the Game…s…: Bryce Harper: 2-4, 2 R, 2 HR, 2 RBI. Now on pace for 324 home runs this season, I’d say Harper is falling...
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One Win, Two Loss, Reds Win, Blue Fish: A Reds Series Recap
We’re not sure if someone made a joke, or if Davey just finds his full diaper to be warm and comforting. You might be asking yourself, “What is this series recap for? Why no individual game recaps?...
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Whoaaa ohh no-no-no. Oh-oh-ohhh oh no-no-no: A Braves Series Recap
Game 1: This guy just stood there like this during the whole game. It was weird. (Photo by Rob Carr/Getty Images) Braves 6, Nationals 4 Drew Storen should be using Bad Company as his entrance music....
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Nats Exercise Mike Rizzo’s 2014 Option
Someone finally explains to Mike what rain is, and why umbrellas are a good idea. Just a short time ago, the Nationals announced that they have exercised Mike Rizzo’s 2014 option. When asked why,...
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Nats Finish Series 1 Game Under .500, Delight Fans Who Still Think It’s 2007:...
Game 1: Stephen knew what time it was. It was time for Steve. (Photo by Scott Cunningham/Getty Images) Nationals 3, Braves 2 A win over the Braves. Nothing bad about this game. Everything is all good....
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